On the first day of Covid, my true love gave to me
A bottle of CBD.

On the second day of Covid, my true love gave to me
Two rubber gloves
and Gummy Bear of a CBD.

On the third day of Covid, my true love gave to me
Three Bags of Rice
Two rubber gloves
and a coffee with CBD.

On the fourth day of Covid, my true love gave to me
Four Bags of flour
Three Bags of Rice
Two rubber gloves
and a CBD suppository.

On the fifth day of Covid, my true love gave to me
Five Valium
Four Bags of flour
Three Bags of Rice
Two rubber gloves
and a cartridge of CBD.

On the sixth day of Covid, my true love gave to me
Six feet of distance
Five Valium
Four Bags of flour
Three Bags of Rice
Two rubber gloves
and lasagne laced with CBD.

On the seventh day of Covid, my true love gave to me

Seven questions about existence
Six feet of distance
Five Valium
Four Bags of flour
Three Bags of Rice
Two rubber gloves
and a sweater made with CBD.

On the eighth day of Covid, my true love gave to me
Eight boxes of Tampax
Seven questions about existence
Six feet of distance
Five Valium
Four Bags of flour
Three Bags of Rice
Two rubber gloves
and a gift card for CBD.

On the ninth day of Covid, my true love gave to me
Nine cartons of loo roll
Eight boxes of Tampax
Seven questions about existence
Six feet of distance
Five Valium
Four Bags of flour
Three Bags of Rice
Two rubber gloves
Frankincense, myrrh and CBD.

On the tenth day of Covid, my true love gave to me
Ten ounces of Purell
Nine cartons of loo roll
Eight boxes of Tampax
Seven questions about existence
Six feet of distance
Five Valium
Four Bags of flour
Three Bags of Rice
Two rubber gloves
and a turkey stuffed with CBD.

On the eleventh day of Covid, my true love gave to me
Eleven sets of dick pics
Ten ounces of Purell
Nine cartons of loo roll
Eight boxes of Tampax
Seven questions about existence
Six feet of distance
Five Valium
Four Bags of flour
Three Bags of Rice
Two rubber gloves
and a fruit cake of CBD.

On the twelfth day of Covid, my true love gave to me
Twelve months of Netflix
Eleven sets of dick pics
Ten ounces of Purell
Nine cartons of loo roll
Eight boxes of Tampax
Seven questions about existence
Six feet of distance
Five Valium
Four Bags of flour
Three Bags of Rice
Two rubber gloves
and an IOU for CBD