If I Were You

from If I Were You by Lach

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If I Were you

I wouldn’t dance if I were you
I wouldn’t shake my body senseless
I wouldn’t stomp my feet
I wouldn’t clap my hands
I wouldn’t dance all day if I were you

I wouldn’t laugh if I were you
I wouldn’t fall on the floor
I wouldn’t slap my thighs
I wouldn’t shout for more
I wouldn’t laugh all day if I were you

She wanted to see
My recording contract
Said it acted
As an aphrodisiac

I wouldn’t talk if I were you
I wouldn’t wag my tongue
I wouldn’t breath
I wouldn’t make a sound
I wouldn’t talk if I were you

She's got pepper in her smile
She got hips like California
She's so high
Like no one ever warned her

I used to love a girl
She don't exist
I bet all I had
On her ruby red roulette kiss

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from If I Were You, released August 29, 2022
Lach - Vocals, Guitars, Uke, Bass, Piano, Drums, Percussion, Keyboards
Produced & Engineered by Lach at EdinB Studios, Edinburgh, Scotland
Cover Art by Lach
Credits by Lach ;-)

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Lach, founder of the Antifolk movement and star of BBC Radio 4's The Lach Chronicles.

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‘Incredibly bright, influential, funny, poetic.’-Suzanne Vega

‘Best punk guitarist since Johnny Ramone.’-Billy Ficca of Televis
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