Former President Trump

from Former President Trump by Lach

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If you’re feeling bad
Yeah, you’re feeling sad
Everything's got you down
You even got kicked out of town
Well, I got three words, they’re gonna cheer you up
I got three words, they’re gonna cheer you up
I got three words, they’re gonna cheer you up
Here come three words, they’re gonna cheer you up

Former President Trump
Former President Trump
You can kiss my rump
You’re Former President Trump

Former Vice President Mike
Former Vice President Mike
You thought you’d be president, psyche!
Former Vice President Mike

Former First Lady Melania
Former First Lady Melania
Well, some Democrats said, “Hey man, leave her alone. She's like the mother of our country, if our country had three mothers. You know what I'm saying, third wife’s the charm. Anyway, she's cool man, she speaks like seven languages.” Yeah, I don't think I heard her speak one language. And even if she’s cool she’s married to the biggest fascist pig of my lifetime who’s brought the country down to its knees, but pretty soon…Former First Lady Melania

So, if you’re feeling sad
Yeah, you’re really bad
Everything’s gone wrong
Well, All you got to do is sing this song!

Former President Trump
Former President Trump
You can kiss my tush
Yeah, you’re former President Trump

credits

from Former President Trump, released July 2, 2018
Lach - Lead Vocal, Guitar, Piano, Bass, Percussion
Fay Sarah - Vocals
A. Nonny Mice - Vocals

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Lach Edinburgh, UK

Lach, founder of the Antifolk movement and star of BBC Radio 4's The Lach Chronicles.

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