The Hillary Clinton Song

by Lach

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Feb.1 fortnightly single and cartoon releases free for subscribers and a couple of pounds to everyone else. Go to track listing for the story behind the song


released February 1, 2016

Lach - Guitar, Vocals
Billy Ficca - Drums
Roy Edroso - Bass
Drew Blood - Piano
Produced by Richard Barone at Magic Shop Studios in NYC



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Track Name: The Hillary Clinton Song

My candidate is calm and collected
With the best chance of getting elected
Married twenty years and never cheated
My candidate cannot be defeated
With your help she’s gonna win
I’ll vote for Hillary Clinton

She's got the guts to stand by her man
If she can't do it, no-one can
She's blond and a lawyer too
Just think of all the laws she'll push through
With your help she’ll win
I vote for Hillary Clinton

Her mate is adulterous that's true
But he ain't done nothing that Bush didn't tried on you
The other candidates look so fine on T.V.
But not half as fine as Hillary
Vote early, vote often
For Hillary Clinton

Think of the great political wives of history
Who outshine their husbands just like Hillary
Imelda, Cleopatra and Eva Perone
But next to Hillary Clinton they're all outshone
With your help she’ll win
So, vote for Hillary Clinton

H-I-double L-A-R-Y
Hillary, Hillary, she's our guy
From the great state of Arkansas,
she looks like she just got off the set of L.A. Law,
and that's totally cool by me,
Vote for Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton