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Old Man Christmas

by Lach

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Old Man Christmas It’s an old man christmas of dry toast and coffee The Pope speaks of magic and miracles Waitresses work late for tips and slow mercy Walking home through whistles from wet whooshing vehicles And I don’t know my brother’s guilt nor amends His new born tastes distant to my decadent eyes And I don’t want to talk to my lady friends Merely rest on lullaby breasts after we moan and writhe It’s an old man christmas Who will miss us When we scurry away to our fears and our homes It’s an old man christmas Jesus forgive us We forgot to mention you in our jingles and poems I’m wet and salty with fresh fish from the ocean I’m scarred and hairy with venison from the pasture I’m big and clunky and drowned in emotion My dreams are perfect, plain, and filled with failure It’s an old man christmas Who will miss us When we scurry away to our fears and our homes It’s an old man christmas Jesus forgive us We forgot to mention you in our jingles and poems Be sweet to the ugly old men, lost balloons on christmas day Your cynical breath turns to fog in their ears Remember the day you found Santa was fake Were your tears for the toys, or for the man in the sleigh? And kicking drugs is easy but drugless kicks are hard to find And I’m a stranger in the manger with boots made of stone Too awkward to be standing near the innocent kind Thoughts too beat to bear such delicate bones It’s an old man christmas Who will miss us When we scurry away to our fears and our homes It’s an old man christmas Jesus forgive us We forgot to mention you in our jingles and poems It’s an old man christmas May the winds of life bless us And bring us together after we’ve been apart It’s an old man christmas I leaned in to his whispers He said that he loves us with all of his heart

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"I know, christmas is over, but is it ever, really? I wrote "Old Man Christmas" toward the end of December but was already recording the next single, "Thriftshop DVDs". I started on a different song for this week's release but felt its maximal pop intentions would be better served by the new producer I've started working with (more on this VERY exciting news over the coming year), and so I turned my attention to "Old Man Christmas". I just couldn't see waiting a whole year to record a song that I was already eager to record, simply because of dates on a false linear time calendar. Ok? OK! That said, Christmas 2023 may see a full Lach christmas album as I now have at least enough for an EP. Now, if I can only get Lindsay Lohan to record one with me..." - Lach

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released January 26, 2023

Lach - Vocal, Acoustic Guitar, Ukulele, Accordion, Bongos, Shaker, Bass, Xylophone, Clash Cymbals, Trumpet, French Horn, Cello, Violin, Timpani, Tambourine

Produced and Engineered by Lach at EdenB Studios, Edinburgh, Scotland

Cover Art by Lach

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Lach Edinburgh, UK

Lach, founder of the Antifolk movement and star of BBC Radio 4's The Lach Chronicles.

‘Beat-punk-unplugged joy!’-The Guardian UK

‘Splendid! Best of it's kind!’- Mojo

‘Incredibly bright, influential, funny, poetic.’-Suzanne Vega

‘Best punk guitarist since Johnny Ramone.’-Billy Ficca of Televis
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