My Girlfriend's A Dick (And I'm Her Asshole)

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My Girlfriend’s A Dick (And I'm Her Asshole)

Give her a couple of drinks
My girlfriend’s a dick
I’m her asshole
We get thick
On Cheap Trick and alcohol
Cos we don’t care at all
My girlfriend’s a dick
My girlfriend’s a dick
My girlfriend’s a dick
And I’m her asshole

We get our kicks
From loud rock and roll
We’re obnoxious as shit
And out of control
We act so young
You’ll feel so old
My girlfriend’s a dick
My girlfriend’s a dick
My girlfriend’s a dick
And I’m her asshole

When you yell at us
We know your just jellyous
Cause everyone wishes they could be dicks like us

It’s all our fault
The world’s a toilet bowl
But if it wasn’t for us
You’d have no fun at all
We’ve got the sound
Buy us a round
My girlfriend’s a dick
My girlfriend’s a dick
My girlfriend’s a dick
And I’m her asshole

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from My Girlfriend's A Dick (And I'm Her Asshole), released April 7, 2017
Lach - Guitars, Percussion, Vocals

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Lach, founder of the Antifolk movement and star of BBC Radio 4's The Lach Chronicles.

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